1- Zahara Jolie-Pitt
Little Zahara Jolie-Pitt is everywhere these days
2- The Deen-Bot
The Deen-Bot 2000 comes pre-programmed to make delicious hamburgers.
3- Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson looked different after her nose job, but after her complete pore removal she was completely unrecognizable.
4- Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba drinks to ease the embarrassment of having a tiny head
5- Madonna
Madonna, your home planet called. It’s time to return to the mother ship for some adjustments.
6- Kate Moss
Kate Moss steps out with Thing from The Addams Family
7- Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga hides her handless stump of a tiny arm in her hair
8- Diane Keaton
Is Diane Keaton really such a fatty that they had to replace her body with a 2×4?
9- Jennifer
They’re clearly hoping that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sigourney Weaver are so beautiful that you won’t notice the mangled fingers, giant catcher’s mitt of a hand, or free-floating head
10- Rachel Bilson
Is it possible that Rachel Bilson’s torso is twice as long as her legs and we just never noticed?
